I have 3 (in no special order)
Stop putting Dr in front of your name if you're not a real physician or dentist. If you spent 12 years of your life studying French literature that's your parent's problem. You're a pretentious douchebag if you think anyone cares about your PhD.
For the ladies... stop using 2 last names. You can't have it both ways when you get married. Decide to keep your old name or take hubby's. I'm tired of having to write emails to Catherine Spielberg Goldberg. I get it. You have a big shot job and you snared a dude. Now pick a fucking name.
Stop tailgating on the highway. Don't people remember the Driver's Ed handbook we all had to read to get our learner's permit? 1 CAR LENGTH for every 10 miles of speed. If I see your fat ugly face in my rear view mirror, you're too fucking close.
I'm done with rant. anyone care to add ?