Mmmm... Fried Baked Pussy Pig Pussy Pork Rinds

Ladies, what would you do if you showed up to a client's house and this guy opened the door? This will not disappoint.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6238bd843a

I recognize the guy, he was the longest running Parchessi Champion from 1976 to 1996. Then he lost his crown. Never been the same since.

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Originally Posted by ezed

I recognize the guy, he was the longest running Parchessi Champion from 1976 to 1996. Then he lost his crown. Never been the same since.

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He speaks with the confidence of a man who seems to know what he's talking about. When he walked to the bedroom, I thought we would see Serenity lying on the floor tied up whimpering for help next to an oversexed dead pig. He wasn't rubbing his own jizz on his chest at the end, was he?

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Originally Posted by Dino Velvet

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Originally Posted by ezed

I recognize the guy, he was the longest running Parchessi Champion from 1976 to 1996. Then he lost his crown. Never been the same since.

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He speaks with the confidence of a man who seems to know what he's talking about. When he walked to the bedroom, I thought we would see Serenity lying on the floor tied up whimpering for help next to an oversexed dead pig. He wasn't rubbing his own jizz on his chest at the end, was he?

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Unfortunately, yes. He always use to grease his hand prior to making a Parchessi move. He never lost the habit, but can no longer afford the grease so he makes his own.

I guess "The Land That Speaks Only With Its Eyes, West Virginia" where he lives, their video stores are way behind on Serenity's videos and mainly carry the ones during her "big phony baloney dicks in her pussy twat" phase and not the more recent ones where she wants this real cock.

Fuck it, I like this guy's style. It's too bad other US Senators couldn't be more honest about how they like their porno.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...bert20Byrd.jpg
U.S. Senator & Ex-Klansman Robert C. Byrd

Holy Hell