Party girl = dated Charlie Sheen
Celebrity confidentiality agreement available = just ignore the TMZ camera crew outside the building
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Party girl = dated Charlie Sheen
Celebrity confidentiality agreement available = just ignore the TMZ camera crew outside the building
fully functional: my last hard-on was sometime in 2013
Fully functional: I can pee out of it
Girlfriend experience: Just like that period when you're about to break up
Not a clock watcher: you'll be out in 20 minutes regardless of what time you paid for
Brazilian = Black
Exotic = Black and something else
Mixed = Mostly Black
Island girl = Black
Juicy = fat
Curvy = fat, usually very fat
Juicy and thick = holy shit fat
"my photos don't do me justice" - I am much uglier in person
"I love it all" = and by all I mean everything in your wallet
Priceless.....
A couple more:
Five minutes = 2 hours
Freshen up = take a shit
Dinner & a movie = get laid
PNP = I want you to pay for my drugs
420 friendly = Bring me weed
Party Girl = Hopeless Drug Addict
No Rush = As long as you are a premature ejaculator you can take as long as you like
Independent = My Pimp is good at hiding
Passable = From 100 yards at midnight as long as it's not a full moon
No Hormones = Crossdresser
Last 2 days = I'm being evicted
Horse Hung = just like one of those tiny sea horses
Porn Star Experience = I'm coked up and can barely think right now
lolz are these even true? cant believe you guys let these happen
Ive only been visiting the western countries for few years so not much experience
In Asia if girls do these for sure theyll ran out of business or police knocking on their door
I think better research and read reviews and try to stick to well established and reviewed TS girls and youll never experienced these.
Or also leave reviews to girls to show whos authentic and not.