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01-26-2011 #1
Went To Take A Dump, Jerked Off On The Toilet... Oops... Forgot To Wipe After
The itching in my crack is madness... Pure Madness, I tell you! This occasionally happens when I have a morning pull. Hoping I could get through the day without showering but not sure I'm going to make it. I've worn down the bristles on a hair brush from scratching and now it's starting to bleed. Damn you, Bin Laden!
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01-26-2011 #2
Re: Went To Take A Dump, Jerked Off On The Toilet... Oops... Forgot To Wipe After
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01-26-2011 #3
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01-26-2011 #4
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01-26-2011 #5
Re: Went To Take A Dump, Jerked Off On The Toilet... Oops... Forgot To Wipe After
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06-16-2011 #6
Re: Went To Take A Dump, Jerked Off On The Toilet... Oops... Forgot To Wipe After
Note to self: Remember to buy Economy Size Mega Roll Charmin Ultra-Strong when you go to the Ralph's this afternoon.
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06-17-2011 #7
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Re: Went To Take A Dump, Jerked Off On The Toilet... Oops... Forgot To Wipe After
Yes Dino we are all hanging on by a hair to hear what happened with your most current waste evacuation. We want the details. Like hard, soft, little balls long and narrow, or short and fat. Or maybe long and fat the way you like them. The color and temperature of each stool speciman..... well, you get the idea. Keep us up to date.
PS. I hope the itching is better.
A TGirl is very special.
She is a gift to be treasured.
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06-17-2011 #8
Re: Went To Take A Dump, Jerked Off On The Toilet... Oops... Forgot To Wipe After
Sounds like Larry David!!!
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06-17-2011 #9
Re: Went To Take A Dump, Jerked Off On The Toilet... Oops... Forgot To Wipe After
I had a lotta spinach tonight so it was real stringy. I took a peak between my knees and it looked like wet green seaweed hanging on for its life from one of my more generous dingleberries.
Note To Self: I forgot to buy Economy Size Mega Roll Charmin Ultra-Strong when I went to the Ralph's this afternoon. Must return tomorrow and to buy Economy Size Mega Roll Charmin Ultra-Strong when I go to the Ralph's. Also... unplug computer and bring it with you tomorrow when you go to the Ralph's to buy Economy Size Mega Roll Charmin Ultra-Strong. This is the only way you will remember.
Sorry for switching tenses. I hate grammar errors as much as the next fella or dame but I changed form toward the end and am typing with hoofs instead of hands now. It's not easy. You should try it sometime. Time for another hit.
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06-17-2011 #10
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Re: Went To Take A Dump, Jerked Off On The Toilet... Oops... Forgot To Wipe After
Thanks for the update Dino. We all look forward to the next evac report.
A TGirl is very special.
She is a gift to be treasured.
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