Is size really that important??????

[Dino Velvet]

Oh was that KM or Miles? I assumed inches lol

Ain't got that many calculators. If it was one wiener made up of all the wieners that have been inside of you which planet could it wrap around?

[Prospero]

Oh Dino... c'mon now man....

[Dino Velvet]

Oh Dino... c'mon now man....

Just kiddin', buddy.

[trish]

IMO a cock's volume is more important than its length. By immersing your swollen, hard, twitching erection into a brimming, oversized glass of water (some of you may have to use a plastic big gulp container) and noting the displaced fluid, you can measure the volume of your manhood. A less reliable method, though more fun, is to thrust up into your lover's hot, tight ass and measure the decibel level of her ecstatic screams. To convert to cubic centimeters just linearly interpolate (or extrapolate) the following scale: 20 decibels= 1 cc, 200 decibels = 4000 cc.

[Dino Velvet]

IMO a cock's volume is more important than its length. By immersing your swollen, hard, twitching erection into a brimming, oversized glass of water (some of you may have to use a plastic big gulp container) and noting the displaced fluid, you can measure the volume of your manhood. A less reliable method, though more fun, is to thrust up into your lover's hot, tight ass and measure the decibel level of her ecstatic screams. To convert to cubic centimeters just linearly interpolate (or extrapolate) the following scale: 20 decibels= 1 cc, 200 decibels = 4000 cc.

How 'bout if I stick my wiener in a pint glass and hand it to you with it? Would you finally go out for pie and coffee with me?

[sukumvit boy]

Penis Math 101.
http://www.measurepenisvolume.com/

[trish]

How 'bout if I stick my wiener in a pint glass and hand it to you with it? Would you finally go out for pie and coffee with me?

Better yet, hump a barrel of Knob Creek bourbon and let me lick it clean. Then I'll have some pie and coffee.

Love the chart sukumvit boy, I hope everyone prints it out and uses it.

[robertlouis]

IMO a cock's volume is more important than its length. By immersing your swollen, hard, twitching erection into a brimming, oversized glass of water (some of you may have to use a plastic big gulp container) and noting the displaced fluid, you can measure the volume of your manhood. A less reliable method, though more fun, is to thrust up into your lover's hot, tight ass and measure the decibel level of her ecstatic screams. To convert to cubic centimeters just linearly interpolate (or extrapolate) the following scale: 20 decibels= 1 cc, 200 decibels = 4000 cc.

Did you ever get funding for this interesting research, Trish?

And if so, (a) what was the sample size (individually and collectively), (b) how many volunteers did you have to turn down and (c) did the neighbours complain about the noise?

[trish]

a) As far a funding goes I'm still waiting to hear from the Pat Robertson Institute for the Advancement of Family Values. Individuals may send checks to Trish c/o HungAngels.

b) Actual no volunteers were used, only sex slaves.

c) I'm a professional. I would never disturb the neighbors. The tests were carried out in the sound proof rooms of a neighborhood recording studio.

[gaysian71]

Size is only important in fantasy.