The Left Hand Is The Devil's Mistress!!!

[Dino Velvet]

I'm ambidextrous. I apply a generous dollop of oil to both hands, and start in with my left left while squeezing my tits and pinching my nipples with my right. After about ten minutes I'll trade off. Then I pummel my prostate with my right hand's middle digit and pull my little pud with my left. It usually goes back and forth like that until black out. When I wake up, covered with warm cum, I can never remember which hand it was that did the deed.

Fuck yeah! I like this side of you. Always wanted to love you for your body.

[Dino Velvet]

My right is about as coordinated as a Jerry's kid on steriods.

So you have a great grip but might tear your wiener off. Ouchy!

[deadlyray]

The first time I jacked it was with both hands, but from then on out it's the left hand only. I'm right handed, but have no right handed jacking skills whatsoever.

[Dino Velvet]

That is so strange to me. Guess we're all different. Is it dirtier to jerk with the left if you are a righty or like getting a blowjob from a Mongoloid? I might try with my left later on again after I watch some porno and smoke a little more.

[Yeah]

If you use your left, does it feel like you're cheating on the right?

No. Just wish i could use the right.