Russia Developing A Gun That Turns People Into Zombies

[Avers]

People, forget it ! Come to Russia, pass about 10 hours in front of Russian TV-screen and you'll also be a zombi - this is the fact. Or come and see the Moscow undeground lines in the morning. The Hollywood with theirs zombi/surrogate/androids movies can have a rest. You'll observe the well-regulated flow of zombies every morning and ... evening. No special "zombi arms" you need.

[Dino Velvet]

Original test subject


"Time for my medicine. Wonder if Domino's still open?"

[ymb469]

We (the US) has already tested something like this - some peeps thought that the heatwave wpn was too much and not a 'kind' weapon to use.

I've deployed before, my biggest thing is let us do what we do best - break things and kill people. That's the point of any military. Use the tools that you have and do the dew. Just saying...

Just to get ahead of things, yes, I said kill people. That's what the military was designed and intended to do. Make the bad guys hurt so bad that they do not want to fight anymore...

OK, enough of me talking...

[Dino Velvet]

Fuckin' taser pretty much the same difference turning them into Joe Cocker instead of a zombie.

[buttslinger]

If you really wanted to scare the shit out of our enemies, melt down all our weapons except for nuclear missles.

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[Dino Velvet]

If you really wanted to scare the shit out of our enemies, melt down all our weapons except for nuclear missles.

[atomic_blast_1_millisecond_after_detonation]_Tumbler_Snapper

If you could pop a 30 round mag into a nuke you'd really have something.