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11-27-2012 #1
Australian Man Goes To Hospital To Get An Eel Removed From His Ass
Australian Man Goes To Hospital To Get An Eel Removed From His Ass
By KFC posted September 24th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
Huff Po - Talk about being saved at the eel-eventh hour. A man in Auckland, New Zealand had a rather embarrassing emergency last week when he had to ask doctors to remove an eel from his bottom. An Auckland City Hospital spokesperson did not immediately respond to a request for comment from The Huffington Post. But Matt Rogers, spokesman for Auckland District Health Board, confirmed that a man was treated for the condition at ACH. “In response to a direct query from the Herald on Sunday, we can confirm that an adult male presented at Auckland City Hospital this week with an eel inside him,” Rogers said. “No further comment will be made out of respect for the patient’s right to privacy.” It’s unclear how the eel got inside the man, but the patient was treated successfully and released.
Thats gotta be the most humbling moment in the history of the world, no? I mean if I had an eel in my asshole I’d probably just kill myself on the spot. I’d absolutely rather be dead than go to a hospital and be like “Hey Doc I got an eel up my ass.” How does an eel even get inside an asshole? I’m just thinking about how hard it is to fuck with whiskey dick and I can’t envision an scenario in which an eel can get all up in someone’s ass. Thats either the stiffest eel or the widest butt of all time. Like Belladonna wide.
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11-27-2012 #2
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Chicks Smashes A Dude In The Head With A Hammer While Having Sex With Him
By KFC posted September 24th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
NEWPORT-April Dawn Peters, 31, of 2194 Grandview Way, in Cosby, as arrested Sept. 19, at 10:30 p.m., and charged with aggravated assault after she allegedly hit a man on his head at least five times with a hammer that she was having sex with, Sgt. Steve Johnson reported. William L. Wofford, 51, said he and Peters were in the living room of his residence where he was having sex with Peters. He stated that during sex, Peters picked up a hammer and struck him on the head, the report stated. Neighbors allegedly saw Peters run from Wofford’s residence in a “French maid” outfit that had been purchased at Walmart. They also said they saw her fall, scraping her knees.
I don’t even know if I’d be mad a chick if she was fucking me and hit me in the face with a hammer. In the heat of the moment I am down for absolutely anything that sounds kinky. Ohh you wanna dress up and play French Maid? Yea baby do it. Whats that? You wanna hit me in the face with a claw hammer? YEA DO IT DO IT. Fuck me and smash my face! Chicks could probably burn me with an iron mid fuck if they wanted. Electrocute me and punch me in the dick. As long as it gave me a good story to tell my buddies I’d be cool with it. Convince myself I’m a porn star giving some chick her 50 Shades of Grey fantasy as she puts my dick in a blender and clothespins on my nipples.
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11-27-2012 #3
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Natina, I was pretty depressed today, but you just pretty much change all of that. You made my day!
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11-27-2012 #4
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Interesting objects on x-rays
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/81675600
Enjoy!
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11-27-2012 #5
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That is sick.
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11-27-2012 #6
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This story seems a little fishy to me.
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11-27-2012 #7
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Re: Australian Man Goes To Hospital To Get An Eel Removed From His Ass
An Australian from New Zealand?
Bet the Ockers love that one!
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