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02-25-2014 #1
Pfizer Anoncement!!!
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in iquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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02-25-2014 #2
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Hahahaha!!
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02-26-2014 #3
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I'm still wondering if someone will come out with a generic... Maybe mydixadryl?
I don't need anger management. I just need some people to manage their stupidity.
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02-26-2014 #4
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Does this mean my jizz'll be carbonated? Lemon Drop'll have tickle bubbles in her nose.