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Thread: Backpage dictionary
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09-02-2016 #21
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Re: Backpage dictionary
Private parking available = All my neighbors hanging out in the courtyard will stop what they are doing and watch as you exit the vehicle and make the walk of shame to my apartment
Discreet = see above
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09-02-2016 #22
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Re: Backpage dictionary
Backpage is a real blessing, though I understand that a good 1/3 of the ads are possibly police stings.
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09-02-2016 #23
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09-02-2016 #24
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Re: Backpage dictionary
What about the ladyboy parlors are they legit or a rip off
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09-02-2016 #25
Re: Backpage dictionary
Here's a few more:
"Five minutes" = 2 hours
"Freshen up" = take a shit.
"Dinner & a movie" = get laid.
Cheers!
2 out of 2 members liked this post.There is a tide in the affairs of men, which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
Omitted, all the voyage of their life is bound in the shallows and in miseries…..
And we must take the current when it serves, or lose our ventures.
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09-02-2016 #26
Re: Backpage dictionary
Omg, I'm peeing myself! These are all spot on!
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09-02-2016 #27
Re: Backpage dictionary
I look exactly like my pictures = I did when they were taken 10 years ago.
Don't be fooled by all the fake profiles = be fooled by mine instead
You won't be disappointed = be prepared for a let down
GFE = I talk a lot, but won't actually have sex with you.
At my discretion = no chance (or it'll cost you extra)
No extras = until you're in the room naked, then it's £20 to kiss, £20 for OWO, £50 to cum, etc.
I'm always horny = for your cash.
I'm available 24/7 = until you call me at 2 am in the morning, then you can F**k off!
Shower available = but it will be taken out of your time.
Mens toiletries available to use = whatever freebies the hotel provided or I managed to steal.
Fresh towels available = well, it's nearly dried since the last client used it.
4 out of 4 members liked this post.Last edited by Laphroaig; 09-02-2016 at 07:44 PM.
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09-03-2016 #28
Re: Backpage dictionary
too funny
and accurate
xD
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09-03-2016 #29
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Re: Backpage dictionary
Secure parking spot available = my boyfriend will know which car to break into
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09-03-2016 #30
Re: Backpage dictionary
NO NEGOTIATIONS-- except on the first of the month when I'm short rent money
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