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    Default new cigarette ---not kidding --

    yeah --there's a new cig I bought ---Camel "crush" ----kinda crazy new way to kill yourself ---

    you open the pack ---grab a smacker ---and you have the option

    "regular taste --or menthol" ---

    you pull out the smoke -----and there's an option ---

    just light the bitch and smoke it -(regular --no taste --kind of a Marlbnoro light feel -----

    or squeeze the filter ---and enjoy a refreshing menthol taste --


    fucked up ---I am amazed ---

    I am serious ----I bought 4 packs (buy 1 get one deals)

    you light it --and it tastes bland ------you squeeze the filter ---and it's a menthol!!!

    miraculous!!!


    I even took scissors ---cut the filter open --------------and there's a little aqua blue BALL inside ----fucked up ---

    I dunno ---yeah --this tiny little ball bearing sized ball ---

    I squezed this ball between my fingers --and LIQUID came forth!!! ---


    whatever ---I am excited about this new smoke ---


    In a pyromantic way
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    I would advise against smoking a cigarette with a ball of "liquid menthol freshness" contained in the filter. I smoke, but I wouldn't smoke that.



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    Quote Originally Posted by hondarobot
    I would advise against smoking a cigarette with a ball of "liquid menthol freshness" contained in the filter. I smoke, but I wouldn't smoke that.

    Yeah, wouldn't want to damage yer health, would ya!


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    Tobacco is one thing, odd balls of "menthol gell" are another level entirely. I'll stick with stuff I understand how it will kill me eventually.



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    dudes ---cancer is inevitable ---we're all gonna get it ---whether now --or later ---whatevr ---why cry? ---help me die --

    it's all decided ----


    In a pyromantic way
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    Precisely, dude, everything in the modern world is a carcinogen so why frakkin' bother?

    This thing would be weird for me, about halfway through a cig I end up crushing the filter between my lips, just a weird habit I've developed. So it's a regular cig for the first half then I get the funky methol taste.


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    The liquid cometh forth and it was good (and cool)


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    Well, some folks taste balls anyways, so why not "a ball of liquid menthol freshness".

    I´m a passionate (whatever that is) smoker, so gotta check this out, although I know it´s a cheap market trick.



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    OK, if a girl with great boobs offered me a shot of "Menthol Goodness" delivered as a shot from her cleavage, I suppose I wouldn't say no.



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    Sounds interesting........Gonna have to check it out jus to see. i agree wit hondarobat tho......that gell ball can't be good for you.



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