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10-06-2008 #1
Russia and mayor . He Can See Sarah Palin Showering From
Mayor In Russia Says He Can See Sarah Palin Showering From His House
(Provideniya, Russia) Governor Sarah Palin, the Republican Vice Presidential nominee, has said that she can see Russia from her house. Across the Bering Strait in Provideniya Bay sits the town of Provideniya, Russia and its mayor Dimitri Andropov. He says that he can see Palin showering from HIS house. “And it is very nice.”
Mayor Andropov added that his small town, like America, is transfixed with the buxom Governor. “We have a shower watchman on duty 24/7. And when the delightful Palin turns on the water and lets down her hair, the alarm sounds, telling everyone to rush to my house for a show. The kids love it.”
Leonid Andropov, the Mayor’s brother, said that the ability to see Palin shower has given him and the other men a newfound respect for her. “She’s a very thorough cleaner, which is tough when one is dealing with moose guts, wolf blood and oil…And she doesn’t have a mustache, which is just a big plus for us.”
In a spontaneous Q&A at a Phoenix donut shop, Sarah Palin said that she’s okay with the Russians watching her shower. “I’m flattered. And hopefully my cleanliness can inspire them to go after freedom, liberty and democracy...so that they can create jobs, get more freedom and liberty to help the economic job search, then hunt down the terror loving terrorists and change their nation of human people for the better.”
“All I heard from that speech was change, and change to us is bad,” said Mayor Andropov. “Change means John McCain will win the election and take our water princess to shower in Washington D.C…We don’t want that to happen…Everything else Governor Palin said was over our small town heads. But that’s okay, because we like to watch Sarah the same way she likes to watch Saturday Night Live, with the sound turned down.”
In other news, Bill Clinton announced his candidacy for Mayor of Provideniya.
http://www.thelostnews.com/the-front...ng-from-h.html
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10-06-2008 #2
CNN Laughs It Up Over Sarah Palin Interview AND MORE FUNNY..
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Li...-biden/727421/
CNN Laughs It Up Over Sarah Palin Interview
Palin On Supreme Court Decisions
the REALLY FUNNY ONES
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10-06-2008 #3
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youre a fucking idiot why dont u get offline and make summin productive of youre life and society by doing summin not readind far liberal blogs dissing sumone and posting to youre own thread you dickwit
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10-06-2008 #4
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Originally Posted by DX4LIFE
Alright Then.
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10-06-2008 #5
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a pictorial commentary
"...I no longer believe that people's secrets are defined and communicable, or their feelings full-blown and easy to recognize."_Alice Munro, Chaddeleys and Flemings.
"...the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way". _Judge Holden, Cormac McCarthy's, BLOOD MERIDIAN.
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10-06-2008 #6
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Originally Posted by DX4LIFE
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10-06-2008 #7
DX4LIFE can not spell, there only two things
in Texas, steers and queers
Matt Damon Absolutely Shreds Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin Plays The Flute - Looks Fun
McCain Team Says Palin Doesn't Have to Answer Questions
What Newspapers Does Sarah Palin Read?
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10-06-2008 #8
Sarah Palin Is Dumber Than Bush?
Sarah Palin Is Dumber Than Bush
Matt Damon Absolutely Shreds Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin Plays The Flute - Looks Fun
McCain Team Says Palin Doesn't Have to Answer Questions
What Newspapers Does Sarah Palin Read?
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10-06-2008 #9
Most Effective Ad Against Palin
FOX NEWS GOES AFTER PALIN
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10-06-2008 #10
Clint Eastwood Declines VP Slot...Say What?!
EOL Staff
Los Angeles (E! Online) - "I was at a function, and a bunch of political types were there. And John McCain was there. He came up to say hello, I said, 'Look, don't even ask it. I will not be your vice president. I have to be on the top of the ticket.'"
Clint Eastwood, interviewed in People
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/2008...celeb_eo/32494