I KNEW I was making good choices --

[dreamer]

funny stuff --kinda --

Liquidity If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta
> Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you
> had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will
> have $33.00 today.If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in
> Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.But,
> if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,
> drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for
> recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.Based on
> the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
> heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.A recent
> study found that the average American walks about 900 miles
> a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on
> average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on
> average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes
> you proud to be an American!-----

[ILuvGurls]

funny stuff --kinda --

Liquidity If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta
> Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you
> had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will
> have $33.00 today.If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in
> Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.But,
> if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,
> drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for
> recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.Based on
> the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
> heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.A recent
> study found that the average American walks about 900 miles
> a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on
> average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on
> average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes
> you proud to be an American!-----

one of my favorite sayings is......


REMEMBER - YOU CAN ONLY DRINK 30 OR 40 BEERS A DAY NO MATTER HOW RICH YOU ARE.......ENJOY LIFE!!!!!