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    Default I KNEW I was making good choices --

    funny stuff --kinda --

    Liquidity If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta
    > Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you
    > had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will
    > have $33.00 today.If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in
    > Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.But,
    > if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,
    > drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for
    > recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.Based on
    > the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
    > heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.A recent
    > study found that the average American walks about 900 miles
    > a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on
    > average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on
    > average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes
    > you proud to be an American!-----


    In a pyromantic way
    I'm her slave

    living for her to ignite --

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    Default Re: I KNEW I was making good choices --

    Quote Originally Posted by dreamer
    funny stuff --kinda --

    Liquidity If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta
    > Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you
    > had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will
    > have $33.00 today.If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in
    > Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.But,
    > if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,
    > drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for
    > recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.
    Based on
    > the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
    > heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.A recent
    > study found that the average American walks about 900 miles
    > a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on
    > average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on
    > average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes
    > you proud to be an American!-----
    one of my favorite sayings is......


    REMEMBER - YOU CAN ONLY DRINK 30 OR 40 BEERS A DAY NO MATTER HOW RICH YOU ARE.......ENJOY LIFE!!!!!



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