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    Default Realising you're not as big as you think you are...

    Ok, without boasting, I've got a large penis. It's 8 inches long. My ex said she'd never seen anything like it (and she's slept with a whole load of guys). In fact, every girlfriend I've had, I've been their biggest. Until now.

    My current girlfriend once dated this super hung guy. He's a legend: really huge, really thick. I've known it for a while, and it's not a problem. But the other day, we were having some fun, watching some porn... There was this black guy - ridiculously big - and my girlfriend says, "Black guys are massive." So I ask her if she's ever seen one, and she tells me that her first love was a black guy, and that he... was... enormous. Like, there's no comparison between me and him! Both he and the other guy were 11-12 inches, or something. She's only ever slept with four men. And I'm smaller than two of them!

    She always called my penis a "little willy," but I thought she was just being cute. I'm totally weirded out! I'm used to being the big man, but I actually do look small to her. I'm nearly the smallest she's had! WTF!?

    Sigh. Just had to get that off my chest.



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    mds.. that has happen to me.. with a girl i dated.. i didnt really find it a bad thing.. just was a little shocked.. she was only about 5'6 135.. i guess she would be in the pettite yet hung league..



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    find you a little latina... sometimes they sport some big surprise's.. i was shocked to say the least.. i would have payed to see the look on my own face..



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    needless to say i realised i wasnt as big as i think i was.. LOL



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    BTDT (Wherein my date was far better blessed than I).

    Fortunately, I already knew the score from having seen her viddies in the past and knowing exactly what I was getting into.

    Er...Or exactly what was getting into me, depending on your point of view.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mds
    Quote Originally Posted by BeardedOne
    BTDT (Wherein my date was far better blessed than I).

    Fortunately, I already knew the score from having seen her viddies in the past and knowing exactly what I was getting into.

    Er...Or exactly what was getting into me, depending on your point of view.
    Wasn't Lisa Lawrence was it?
    Mmmmaaayyyybeee.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mds
    You dawg, you
    Woof!

    Heh, am I that much of a fanboy?

    Why, yes I am!



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    Anton101,Please allow me to restore your confidence.


    http://www.filecabi.net/video/penis-howard-stern.html



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasadin
    Anton101,Please allow me restore your confidence.


    http://www.filecabi.net/video/penis-howard-stern.html
    OK, that's scary.

    But now I',m fuckin' HUGE!



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    Quote Originally Posted by mds
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    Quote Originally Posted by mds
    Quote Originally Posted by BeardedOne
    BTDT (Wherein my date was far better blessed than I).

    Fortunately, I already knew the score from having seen her viddies in the past and knowing exactly what I was getting into.

    Er...Or exactly what was getting into me, depending on your point of view.
    Wasn't Lisa Lawrence was it?
    Mmmmaaayyyybeee.
    You dawg, you
    I remember seeing Lisa and Brandy Scott in I think it was the original of the TS Prostitute series, and they were gossiping about dudes, and I think it was Lisa who said to Brandy (or the other way around?) something about how her guy couldn't handle that she was bigger than him.

    It's sometimes hard to believe that the average--meaning about 3/4 of all men--penis is only 6" in length, when you see what so many girls are packing.



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