Sorry about the wasted sperm...

[blahblahblah]

Oh no. You are one of those girls that are simply too gorgeous to be used as wanking material. You are simply worth more than that. Yes, i know that you are a porn star, but since i also know that you're doing that only in order to maintain and improve your beauty which is an expensive thing to do, i give you all the credits anyway. One thing is for sure: you should have been born as a GG, the big guy from above committed a terrible mistake in your case. It feels so unfair.

[MDinMD]

No apologies needed - there's always plenty!

[drock]

I wanted to apologize to all the HA men who I have assisted in you milking out your little helpless sperms. I was thinking of the billions of sperms that I have caused to meet an untimely demise over the years. It's just mean. They didn't ask to be pumped out into the cold world.

LOL Im sure they'd rather be pumped into your nice ass.

[Felicia Katt]

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists
There are Hindus and Mormons and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them

I'm a Roman Catholic
And have been since before I was born
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm

You don't have to be a six footer
You don't have to have a great brain
You don't have to have any clothes on
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came, because

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found


Every sperm is wanted
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care

Every sperm is useful
Every sperm is fine
God needs everybody's
Mine, and mine, and mine

Let the pagans spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill and plain
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain



FK

[stillies77]

you can waste your sperm in my mouth to make it up to me if you'd like

[hondarobot]

Hehe. . . great post Felicia. I think the only real reason to "spill some sperm" is because a person is really turned on, and that's a complicated deal as well.

I actually think that would be a great thread. . .what makes a person cum? There's lots of factors involved, regardless of gender, sexual preference, or whatever.

I like dirty stories, presented as such or imagined personally, but that's just me.

[specialk]

Vickie I'm not one to waist much in this life, so I'm popcorning my ceilings here at home......Thanks for the insperation.

[lmw222001]

That's what sperm was invented for.

[Vicki Richter]

Do you think that sperm live longer in a mouth or ass? I am curious... And to Tina who posted "what about the girls too"... well that is just hot.

Luv you all,

V

[Canucklehead]

Well Vicki, I think of it as a public service. Thanks to your HOT pics, I know that my plumbing still works