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    Default At a bonfire

    girl says "I'm cold"
    I say, "here take my jacket"
    "Oh no that's okay"
    Go inside to refill my drink, walk back out
    She's wearing my friend's jacket
    "Oh you're so thoughtful hehehe "
    Why did I even go to that stupid bonfire?


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    Default Re: At a bonfire

    There's a sign post ahead.....You've just entered


    The Friend Zone.


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    I've never done anything out of the blue

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    Default Re: At a bonfire

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryz View Post
    girl says "I'm cold"
    I say, "here take my jacket"
    "Oh no that's okay"
    Go inside to refill my drink, walk back out
    She's wearing my friend's jacket
    "Oh you're so thoughtful hehehe "
    Why did I even go to that stupid bonfire?
    Your friend cock-blocked you.
    Friends always cockblock you.

    Life lesson learned.



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    Default Re: At a bonfire

    Bro, welcome to my world. Just be glad you arent paying her bills an looking at apartments together.



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    Default Re: At a bonfire

    Quote Originally Posted by ed_jaxon View Post
    There's a sign post ahead.....You've just entered


    The Friend Zone.
    That's the most absolutely worst position to be in.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wendy Summers View Post
    Your friend cock-blocked you.
    Friends always cockblock you.

    Life lesson learned.
    no friends = no cawk blocking?
    Quote Originally Posted by Yoite View Post
    Bro, welcome to my world. Just be glad you arent paying her bills an looking at apartments together.
    YOITE! Sup brah where have you been?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryz View Post
    no friends = no cawk blocking?
    Yeah but that means you also have no one to throw themselves on the uggos and take one for the team.



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    Default Re: At a bonfire

    Quote Originally Posted by Wendy Summers View Post
    Your friend cock-blocked you.
    Friends always cockblock you.

    Life lesson learned.
    A REAL friend will never cock block you!
    an acquaintance will every-time they get just saying... Ryz is


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    Quote Originally Posted by BLKGSXR View Post
    A REAL friend will never cock block you!
    an acquaintance will every-time they get just saying... Ryz is
    When it comes to ass, friend just ends kwim.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Wendy Summers View Post
    When it comes to ass, friend just ends kwim.
    I disagree Not ever has Ed or O cock blocked me when we went out!
    shit if anything we did the wildest shit out there and Look back at it laughing-to this day just saying they are friends some niggas I know in this scene and out arent... or I just have


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    Quote Originally Posted by BLKGSXR View Post
    I disagree Not ever has Ed or O cock blocked me when we went out!
    shit if anything we did the wildest shit out there and Look back at it laughing-to this day just saying they are friends some niggas I know in this scene and out arent... or I just have
    I just haven't been around you yet... when I'm there it's always hos before bros...



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